This will be read by Hank the Bird Dog. You may know about me by a picture on my mistress' blog. In that picture she disgraces me by putting my fancy pants on. Well now I am the self proclaimed head of chick security and boy does it stink. Not as in bad job, but in the stink that stinks. Now I will tell the whole story. One day my mistress and her pa left the house. They came back oh, about an hour later carrying a box. On the side of the box there was a mysterious form of writing. I moved closer to the box. The writing seemed to be 4 words. Now I will decrift and desiphen the words. Now the first word appears to be a 10. The second word looks like rode. The third one is island. the last and final word seems to be reds and the whole thing together is 10 Rode Island Reds. I had to do this in a few seconds. Although it may seem hard to the average dog, it's not for a high performance machine. Now they put the box of chicks inside a metal cage in the office but they didn't need the cage. It may seem strange, but I was scared of them little squawkers up close.
I will try to give you an update next Saturday.
